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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 14:12

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
No, not a chance
Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are the dangers of IRR therapy (red light heat therapy) to treat weak hand?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
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